She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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