all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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