So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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