The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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