I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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