She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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