just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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