The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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