Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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