Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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