I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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