Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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