Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
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I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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