We're facebook friends in real life
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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