Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
this boner is exhausting
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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