I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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