Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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