Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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