My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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