Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize