I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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