How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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