This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
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I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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