The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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