Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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