I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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