Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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