I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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