the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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