I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i already hear my dad disowning me
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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