I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Ladies don't puke and tell
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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