When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store