In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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