I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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