i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
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$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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