I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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