just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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