If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
only if we run a train.
done.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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