I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
from now on my penis is your penis
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize