I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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