Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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