Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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