Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
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She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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well, you know. whores of a feather.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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