your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I want her autograph on my taint
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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