i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I need moral support for this bender
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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