My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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