I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
the day after is always just damage control
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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