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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
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I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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