We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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