just come out here and I will go home with you...
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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