Umm I'm too high to move.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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