She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Can you bring me the toilet please
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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