I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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