Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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