That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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